fiscal analysis

so let's talk about marketing. i don't really do it, i know. i was recently featured, if you can call it that, on linden lifestyles. http://lindenlifestyles.com/?p=361

no, it didn't help my traffic, but you get what you pay for. i did get a kick out of it, though, since they called me a new designer and said i just opened unpop. unpop has been around for a while, even being featured on pixel pinup ages ago. (can't find the link)

i'm not a new designer: i'm a LAZY designer. yes, i go under the radar, it might often seem like i don't exist most of the time.

really, i would do a lot more work for my shops, but my real life is pretty hectic. that, and i only participate in SL up until the point it stops being fun anymore.

so i'm poor.

i forgot

i also made some new shirts. they're not great, but they're probably the only ones like them in SL, which isn't saying much.















people have asked me whether i'm like pro life or mocking it or something, but they're obviously not familiar with Wham! and their awesome shirts that someone famous designed that i'm ripping off. the bingo one is actually original. i found the bingo text from an old picture of a store advertising bingo on a window from the 70s and ripped that.














i have a few more but i don't feel like uploading pics of them. so huh

fluff

in case you're an america who knows anything about your national history, you'll be pleased to find i recreated (poorly) some tubs of fluff. they don't do anything, and i don't have a picture of them, but you may still want to waste your money on them.

i don't really do the whole advertising thing, because i usually make enough to post rent, but something tells me i'll need to start. anyhoo, ima try to list some things you may not have noticed at tacky shit:

toilet paper
toilet
hands
head in a jar
dumpster
broken furniture
ugly furniture
spray paint
wooden artist poser manikin
lamps
CLOCKS YOU STUPID FUCK
candles
tables
cardboard box
remnants of nano prim classes

keep in mind i will release these things as new later on when i'm too lazy to release real new things.